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Today, for the first time in years, I broke down in tears, over a Hallmark commercial. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16926) - you deserved it (4526)

On 11/04/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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*hands OP an extra-absorbent tampon*

#6 - On 11/04/2011 at 6:13pm by dougelo7

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Awww! I'm feeling such SYMPATHY for you!
I hope you GET WELL SOON! Anyway, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

P.s. HAPPY HOLIDAYS

P.P.S. I'm so sorry about your uncle. Accept my CONDOLENCES.

#7 - On 11/04/2011 at 6:14pm by upyourzlolz

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