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Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22714) - you deserved it (2494)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

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The way this is worded is fantastic.

#2 - On 11/02/2011 at 7:08am by Niicky

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Put some meat in her ;)

#4 - On 11/02/2011 at 7:08am by kaprookie

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