Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
by steve-o / 11/02/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
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The way this is worded is fantastic.
#2 - On 11/02/2011 at 7:08am by Niicky
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Put some meat in her ;)
#4 - On 11/02/2011 at 7:08am by kaprookie
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