Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28112) - you deserved it (3316)
On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States
heatherjo's life also sucksToday, my fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder…
The way this is worded is fantastic.
#2 - On 11/02/2011 at 7:08am by Niicky
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+293 | 17
Put some meat in her ;)
#4 - On 11/02/2011 at 7:08am by kaprookie
+185 | 3
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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