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Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML
Damn cops, always there when you don't need them, never there when you do.
This is when you shout.. Wait honey, aren't you going to pay for those things in your purse???
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