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Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12883) - you deserved it (8115)

On 10/26/2011 at 8:24pm - misc - by krystal (woman) - United States (California)

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