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Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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On 10/26/2011 at 8:24pm - misc - by krystal (woman) - United States (California)

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I guess you probably shouldn't say " duh" in every other sentence then.

#11 - On 10/27/2011 at 12:02am by Sethro

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Well I agree with your mom that is pretty funny.

#6 - On 10/27/2011 at 12:01am by theguy33

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