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Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

I agree, your life sucks (7716) - you deserved it (1307)

On 10/26/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by MereLewis95 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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