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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML

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yeah, she goes through phases where she says she's Christian.
We dated for about a year, we started dating and she sat me down to ask if I was a Christian too.
We had sex 3 weeks into our relationship, and then for another 9 months, and we stopped to 'get closer to God'
And I also think it was around that time she started nailing my friend.

And she still has yet to understand why I don't want to talk to her

#9 - On 02/10/2009 at 12:03am by feenix89

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Thank you #22 (and #23). I can accept the fact that there are people here who are angry at people who are hypocritical and use religion to their own means. But I can't accept some of these comments people are making about "don't date religious people," "screw religion," "don't date Christians," etc. I myself am Christian, and I am angry at the hypocrisy as well. I have had two serious relationships; I found out I was being cheated on after four years in the first one, and I have been in my current relationship for four years. I have never cheated, and have never thought of cheating. If you truly believe in a higher power, you don't try to manipulate that power into what is convenient for you.

#30 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:17pm by vvtumblesbee

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