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Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56453) - you deserved it (2514)

On 05/10/2009 at 5:56am - misc - by disturbed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was.
Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ.

#1, fuck off.

#2 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:05am by dancing_bear

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I'm with number 2.
The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being.
The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.

#5 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:11am by save_me_08

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