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Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML
At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was.
Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ.
#1, fuck off.
I'm with number 2.
The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being.
The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015