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Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23597) - you deserved it (2229)

On 10/19/2011 at 5:40am - misc - by targe - Australia (New South Wales)

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I hear it's good luck!

#1 - On 10/19/2011 at 9:55am by kings1fan

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You should be thankful. The seagull was trying to help you integrate into the environment, to help you commune with nature, both of which are very stress-reducing.

May seagulls shit on us all.

#14 - On 10/19/2011 at 10:11am by TrouserPython

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