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Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24035) - you deserved it (2268)

On 10/19/2011 at 5:40am - misc - by targe - Australia (New South Wales)

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I hear it's good luck!

#1 - On 10/19/2011 at 9:55am by kings1fan

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At least you're on a beach and can clean it off..

#4 - On 10/19/2011 at 9:59am by Streeet_hayley

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