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Today, I woke up to people in the parking lot screaming "everybody wake up". They've been doing this at 7 every morning since I moved in 3 months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21130) - you deserved it (1994)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by Tony - United States

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Throw eggs at them, brick shaped eggs, made of brick.

#2 - On 10/18/2011 at 4:06pm by kaprookie

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7 am waking up in the morning..

#10 - On 10/18/2011 at 4:10pm by PinkiePie

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