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Today, I treated myself to a spa day at home. First, I decided to do a hot oil treatment on my hair. I was leaning over the saucepan of oil on the stove when it flared up in my face. On the bright side, I no longer have to worry about plucking my eyebrows. FML

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I'm pretty sure deep-frying your hair is NOT part of any spa treatment. You probably misunderstood what it was.

#4 - On 05/10/2009 at 6:13am by pete275

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You're an idiot. Why would you lean over hot oil a stove?

You deserved those singed eyebrows. At least, I hope it's a lesson learnt.

#5 - On 05/10/2009 at 6:14am by onomatopoea

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