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Today, I treated myself to a spa day at home. First, I decided to do a hot oil treatment on my hair. I was leaning over the saucepan of oil on the stove when it flared up in my face. On the bright side, I no longer have to worry about plucking my eyebrows. FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by torchy (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I'm pretty sure deep-frying your hair is NOT part of any spa treatment. You probably misunderstood what it was.

#4 - On 05/10/2009 at 6:13am by pete275

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Lol, do you not know oil catches fire if you heat it on its own for too long? YDI =P

#3 - On 05/10/2009 at 6:13am by 666midnight

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