Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
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I am surprise a guy like that was able to get laid
#4 - On 10/14/2011 at 12:55pm by Midrash
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makes sense to me.. I'm allergic to bees and I wouldn't want bees in my peanut butter.
#13 - On 10/14/2011 at 1:04pm by captainfalcon7
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