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Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26570) - you deserved it (1924)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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I am surprise a guy like that was able to get laid

#4 - On 10/14/2011 at 12:55pm by Midrash

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makes sense to me.. I'm allergic to bees and I wouldn't want bees in my peanut butter.

#13 - On 10/14/2011 at 1:04pm by captainfalcon7

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