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Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18442) - you deserved it (2082)

On 10/14/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by cnkk07 - United States

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Why is the coffeepot on the stove?

#3 - On 10/14/2011 at 10:03am by xFullMoonHeartx

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The best part of waking up......is breathing in the carcinogenic fumes produced by burning plastic and Folgers in your cup.

#14 - On 10/14/2011 at 10:25am by every1luvsboners

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