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Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23359) - you deserved it (3064)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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Then why are you allowing your dad to do this?

#1 - On 10/14/2011 at 2:46am by TheLastCrazy

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My mom tried to pull that one on me, so I left.

#2 - On 10/14/2011 at 2:47am by ILoveEggnog

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