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Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

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Hey sounds very caring, you should thank him

#1 - On 10/07/2011 at 11:57pm by macrosoft

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He's just keeping him "pimp" hand strong!

#2 - On 10/07/2011 at 11:57pm by vctrmora

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