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Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 9:48pm - misc - by charlie (woman) - United States (Delaware)

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That is so bitchy!!! hopefully the weather wasnt bad?

#1 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:06am by AcidTears

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what a bitch. looks like somebody's gettin dirt for mother's day

#5 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:10am by RedJester23

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