Today, my Dad's banjo arrived, as part of his mid-life crisis. It would be fine if he could play it but unfortunately he's tone deaf. He hasn't stopped playing it for the last 4 hours. FML

by anonymous / 10/07/2011 at 11:09am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous

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  • *twang* *twang*

    Wow! I'm really good at this!

    #1 - On 10/07/2011 at 12:40pm by ollie179

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  • Wait until dad goes to the bathroom, then cut the strings, then run away. When he comes looking act all sorry, even work up a tear or two to show dad how bad you feel that he was sold a defective banjo. Something like this:

    DAD..."Look what happened to my banjo! Do you know anything about this?"
    YOU... "No dad. OH MY GOD, what happened? Dad, those bastards sold you a defective banjo (sniff, sniff). I saw a show about the banjo scammers on 60 minutes (small sobbing cry). You had better return that right away. Besides dad, you're wayyy to intelligent and talented to play the banjo. I think a man of your abilities needs to do something cool, like model ship building. You would rock at that!"

    #20 - On 10/07/2011 at 1:14pm by loserman67

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