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Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31986) - you deserved it (4082)

On 10/07/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by jkass - Australia (New South Wales)

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Report his bacon ass! He shouldn't abuse his power

#5 - On 10/07/2011 at 12:42pm by JAIROUS48764

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Safety first.

YDI for not showing his night-stick anymore attention.

#1 - On 10/07/2011 at 12:38pm by every1luvsboners

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