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By Frozen Food Fan - 11/08/2015 14:29 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML

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Same thing different taste

By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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Speak for yourself

By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was at a fancy family dinner. The dish I'd made was served, and as we ate, I told my aunt that I was a total failure as a cook, explaining everything wrong about my dish, in painful detail. Apparently we'd both made the same dish. That one wasn't mine. FML

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By Damnsoup - 03/07/2009 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML

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Meandering

By Kate & Nate - 29/11/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new recipe for dinner. However, the recipe was written by someone with a penchant for overly dramatic storytelling. I spent the entire evening deciphering the narrative while desperately trying to salvage a dish that ultimately tasted like disappointment. FML

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By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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Cook out

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 12:30

Today, to impress my date with dinner, I spent hours prepping and cooking. Just as I was about to serve her, I realized I'd left the stove on and my kitchen was on fire. As the fire trucks arrived and my date looked on in horror, I couldn't help but think, "My cooking is so hot it literally set the house on fire." FML

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Two-stroke

By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By Un1ucky - 08/06/2014 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

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UndeadFML 22

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:40

Sounds like you were roasted.

Morning_fml 22

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:42

Well, at least they're on good terms unlike most relationships involving exes lol.

Comments

UndeadFML 22

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:40

Sounds like you were roasted.

HappyItalian 38

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:41

Join in and add some mishap stories about both of them.

PsychicBulwark 4

Wednesday 12 August 2015 1:35

Then everybody can be miserable! Hooray!

Morning_fml 22

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:42

Well, at least they're on good terms unlike most relationships involving exes lol.

AkBunny907 18

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:44

If you don't want the scrutiny then don't post things about your life on social media.

writerchic85 25

Wednesday 12 August 2015 3:17

This

AnOriginalName 19

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:52

That.

beeferjay 34

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:44

at least you're popular...

ligerzero459 24

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:46

Ouch, you're gonna need a good burn doctor after this

Catdragon 40

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:54

burn heal*

Kazze 31

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:41

You're gonna need a shovel for how buried your comment is.

apink823 6

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:48

So Chef is not a career position you're willing to take?

Ichiya 29

Wednesday 12 August 2015 2:07

The best chefs have the most interesting cooking mishaps. Once I was making Christmas cookies to give out to my family. I mixed up a batch of sugar cookies to make about 4-5 dozen. After putting in the first 2 trays I realized I had forgotten the flour. I was left with 2 trays of melted butter and sugar with no idea how much flour to add to fix the rest.

1dvs_bstd 41

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:51

I can just imagine the comments going a little something like.. "one time she used so much oil, the U.S tried to invade us" Don't take it personally, OP. Have a sense of humor, learn and be a better cook.

leogachi 15

Wednesday 12 August 2015 23:41

@8 I hate it when people tell others to have a sense of humor about themselves. At what point did it stop being okay to be upset when people are actively making fun of you?