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Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30253) - you deserved it (4822)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

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How did you let them figure that out?

#1 - On 10/05/2011 at 4:06pm by cudi504

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at least you have a big dick.

#5 - On 10/05/2011 at 4:08pm by Sub_Zero_is_God

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