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Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML


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On 09/24/2011 at 4:23am - misc - by deee21 - Australia (New South Wales)

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I don't get why your first thought was that it was a cockroach.

#1 - On 09/24/2011 at 10:12am by deathbreadstick

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Is your house nasty enough that cockroaches get in your bed :/

#4 - On 09/24/2011 at 10:13am by eurekaroy

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