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Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML


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On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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As opposed to "The Chick with the Super Long Nipple?"

#2 - On 09/22/2011 at 12:13pm by perdix

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I assume if you work in an office everyone there would have been able to handle seeing a tampon in your bag. Even if they are, for some reason, immature enough to give you a dumb nickname like that they could have been desensitized from seeing tampons in purses from high school and have not said anything. In reality if someone pointed out "Oh hey guys, she has a tampon in her bag!" they would have looked like a moron.

#4 - On 09/22/2011 at 12:14pm by Vacant

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