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Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26457) - you deserved it (2121)

On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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dear god. you should complain.

#1 - On 09/20/2011 at 11:38pm by remfml

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WTF?

#2 - On 09/20/2011 at 11:39pm by PurpleFrostingg

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