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Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home she thanked me over and over again and then said "thank god you have no life!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50835) - you deserved it (3913)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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wow i love how this has happened to me too
multiple times
yay for drunk moms!

#1 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:10pm by jbweesoo

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hey, not being at the bar yourself isn't not having a life.

drinking isnt a necessary thing.

#4 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:22pm by jj732

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