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Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML
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.. You know you like it. You and your beastiality.
Some guy died because he tried to have sex with raccoons on 1000 Ways to Die
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015