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Today, I found out that looool one of mah university flatmates arrivd early 4 Freshers Week, and had a partyhich involvd the place being trashd. I'm going to loose some of mah deposit 4 damage causd before I even arrivd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20932) - you deserved it (1846)

On 09/16/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by Authentik8 (man) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

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Here are your options for payback:
1. After using the restroom, instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, use the towel he dries off with after shower.
2. Invite your weed-smoking-friends over and let them use his bass clarinet as a bong, if he has one.
3. Cut a hole in the mitten he uses to take food out of the oven.
4. Make the sink the appropriate place to wash your junk.
5. Have casual conversations about your bowel movements and how you name them.
6. My personal favourite: Use his deodorant in your junk in order to prevent ingrown hair.

It's your choice. Choose wisely.

#17 - On 09/17/2011 at 12:22am by yamatelle

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That's unfortunate.

#2 - On 09/16/2011 at 11:41pm by SwaggerMelon

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