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Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

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On 09/15/2011 at 5:22pm - misc - by Cooper491 - Australia (New South Wales)

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You're an asshole

#2 - On 09/15/2011 at 7:08pm by Mauskau

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thats dumb to throw a peanut at him. YDI

#1 - On 09/15/2011 at 7:07pm by Thalankwyte69

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