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Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16644) - you deserved it (5112)

On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)

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I guess gangs got hit by the recession too

#10 - On 09/12/2011 at 2:52am by Mr_Chow

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Haha be happy it wasn't my cousin he does that but fills the guns with piss

#2 - On 09/12/2011 at 2:50am by Wolveslikepie

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