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Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25828) - you deserved it (1544)

On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore

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