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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

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On 09/06/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by lopsided - United States

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What the fuck? Most women aren't symmetrical. You should have told her, "Yeah, it happens. Not every saleswoman can have a fucking clue."

#4 - On 09/06/2011 at 4:10pm by DocBastard

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It's better then having a third nipple. Or is it? Dun Dun Dun.

#3 - On 09/06/2011 at 4:09pm by saIty

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