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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
What the fuck? Most women aren't symmetrical. You should have told her, "Yeah, it happens. Not every saleswoman can have a fucking clue."
It's better then having a third nipple. Or is it? Dun Dun Dun.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 November 2015