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Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17932) - you deserved it (7056)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by tryingtobepretty101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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What a bitch!

#2 - On 09/02/2011 at 5:44pm by ghm1234

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Sugar daddy's kick ass

#4 - On 09/02/2011 at 5:45pm by jimboner69

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