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Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML

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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by ant_hater (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"

#4 - On 08/29/2011 at 2:54am by Buttsexpirate

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So you literally have ants in your pants?

#8 - On 08/29/2011 at 3:08am by McMike10

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