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Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML
That's when you reply, "shut up before I send my garden gnomes after you."
Try putting your phone on silent when you sleep
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015