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Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24239) - you deserved it (3718)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by Reena (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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That's when you reply, "shut up before I send my garden gnomes after you."

#4 - On 08/19/2011 at 9:58am by saIty

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Try putting your phone on silent when you sleep

#6 - On 08/19/2011 at 10:02am by glitterypink

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