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Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23746) - you deserved it (2400)

On 08/18/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bill - United States

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Little do you know that he also keeps them in the refrigerator for a midnight snack.

#9 - On 08/18/2011 at 8:20pm by every1luvsboners

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Hey, it's a conversation starter. :)

#2 - On 08/18/2011 at 8:20pm by luvppl

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