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Today, I learned that no matter how much you assume that the crunchy bits in a bag of crisps are in fact crisps, you will occasionally find that your assumptions are wrong. Beetles just don't have the same appeal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34842) - you deserved it (3682)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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