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Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML
"his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas" Where the hell do you find these expressions?
So that's where he is! Kindly tell my father to come home and take his meds.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014