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Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML


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On 02/09/2009 at 1:32pm - misc - by Sal (man) - United States (California)

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alright first of all, you all need to relax. Maybe he wasn't going through the trash, maybe the stupid skank left it on top. second of all, dude that sucks!

#14 - On 02/09/2009 at 4:46pm by hernamewaslola

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You're right, sex toys don't cum. However, as the post above me pointed out, some sex toys need lube. And even if they don't, they still need to be cleaned thoroughly after each usage. A condom is a good way of keeping toys clean--I even know of a few adult websites that recommend this. Also, it's entirely possible she was using something that was not a sex toy for sexual purposes, and wanted to keep things clean down there.

I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that she's cheating just because of the condom. But if you have other reasons to suspect foul play, then definitely try and find out what's going on.

#19 - On 02/09/2009 at 7:31pm by rt

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