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Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML
thank you for trying to do the right thing, but I'm sorry it didn't go the way you thought it would.
Most stalkers start out as "Good samaritans" :P
... and didn't you notice them at the checkout together because they must have spoke to each other at some point
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016