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Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16792) - you deserved it (8792)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:31pm - misc - by fuck (man) - United States (Arizona)

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