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Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20011) - you deserved it (1311)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

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At least they weren't Michael Jackson boxers. He could have started singing "Beat It" instead.

#10 - On 07/29/2011 at 1:12pm by AmethystRain

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you should sing along...

#4 - On 07/29/2011 at 1:07pm by ZoZo17

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