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Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by Ashley J. (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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I hope she's alright, but come on, you guys shouldn't have done that. Don't ever take anyone over 80 by surprise.

#5 - On 03/01/2009 at 8:15pm by thebaroness1984

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who throws a 96 year old person a surprise party... SURPRISE, end of life.

#8 - On 03/01/2009 at 8:24pm by collegeboy89

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