Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
I agree, your life sucks (52229) - you deserved it (6207)
On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)
Sarah's life also sucksToday, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a…
please tell me you didn't get a lap dance from her.
#3 - On 07/24/2011 at 3:22am by BIEBERSLAYER
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Did you get some sort of family discount?
#11 - On 07/24/2011 at 3:24am by HahaYDI
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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