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Today, after leaving a bar I fell asleep on the Q train heading home. I awoke at 5am in Coney Island, end of the line, to a cop poking me with his baton. He gave me a ticket for "Subway Vagrancy" even though I have a job and an apartment. He didn't ticket the homeless man next to me covered in piss. FML

I agree, your life sucks (39937) - you deserved it (5182)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by sleepyt127 - United States (New York)

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