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Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21617) - you deserved it (3014)

On 07/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

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Hogwarts changed its mind about you.

#8 - On 07/21/2011 at 10:03am by FightingTheStorm

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Should have hopped :p

#10 - On 07/21/2011 at 10:05am by kiaralove53

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