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Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28980) - you deserved it (3368)

On 07/18/2011 at 3:09am - misc - by fthislyfe (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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why did you change seats?

#3 - On 07/18/2011 at 10:19am by F2M2L

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Ah, the old "Hit someone and claim you thought it was someone else" trick. He hadn't made a mistake - he just wanted to smack a bitch.

#23 - On 07/18/2011 at 10:44am by DocBastard

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