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Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had the reverse lights on. I thought to myself "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML


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On 05/06/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by jezusflowers (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Holy shit man, someone needs to go back to driving school.

#1 - On 05/07/2009 at 3:17am by HelloSeattle

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Damn that sucks...the first time i ever drove i did that in a residential neighborhood except i was the one in reverse....and the car behind me was a brand new Mercedes SL55. He pulled up very close behind me cus he was very impatient. I floored i didnt hit him i dont know, i guess i must have spidy reflexes, but i came to a stop about 5 inches away from him.

#3 - On 05/07/2009 at 3:18am by fuckmyl1f333

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