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Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had the reverse lights on. I thought to myself "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML

I agree, your life sucks (40327) - you deserved it (3151)

On 05/06/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by jezusflowers (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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