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Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order filed against me by an old woman. According to the report, she's seen me "walking near her house and waving at her" for the last two months. I've been her next-door neighbor for a year and a half. FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by Friendly (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Haha, start throwing in a slow, creepy smile when you wave.

#5 - On 03/01/2009 at 5:51pm by StayClassy

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that's terrible. i hope the police or whoever drop the order.

#2 - On 03/01/2009 at 5:44pm by djspazy

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