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Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order filed against me by an old woman. According to the report, she's seen me "walking near her house and waving at her" for the last two months. I've been her next-door neighbor for a year and a half. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48916) - you deserved it (1452)

On 03/01/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by Friendly (man) - United States (Oregon)

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