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Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML


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On 07/08/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Username - United States

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that's when you do the same back. stand up, take a look at her, make a terrified face, then hit her and run.

#2 - On 07/08/2011 at 5:37pm by fanceh

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You forgot to mention the part where you whispered in her ear, "oh yeah baby, work that parking meter."

#15 - On 07/08/2011 at 5:44pm by iAmScrubs

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