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Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29803) - you deserved it (3489)

On 07/06/2011 at 11:21am - misc - by anonymous - United States

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Oy Vey!

#1 - On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm by Keyman1212

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lol ur mom is legit insane

#7 - On 07/06/2011 at 1:01pm by kidtoronto

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