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Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21393) - you deserved it (16214)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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Stop the car please. Stop it! Stop the fucking car!! bwarrggghhh

#2 - On 07/02/2011 at 6:46pm by PSQ91

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Usually the instructors are the one receiving the BJs. He's obviously a spitter and a quitter, you're better off not driving.

#14 - On 07/02/2011 at 6:55pm by every1luvsboners

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