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Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29684) - you deserved it (4280)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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why are u on fml and not plotting ur revenge?

#9 - On 07/02/2011 at 1:32pm by funktown

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I would send out a mass text that if anyone received anything from you it was a prank your idiot brother was playing.

#5 - On 07/02/2011 at 1:30pm by RileyL29

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