Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

by Anonymouse / 07/02/2011 at 3:42am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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  • why are u on fml and not plotting ur revenge?

    #9 - On 07/02/2011 at 1:32pm by funktown

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  • I would send out a mass text that if anyone received anything from you it was a prank your idiot brother was playing.

    #5 - On 07/02/2011 at 1:30pm by RileyL29

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