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Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML


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On 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm - misc - by tbalboa - United States

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I've noticed that you don't ever deny being drunk. That must mean that:

A) You really were drunk or
B) You were high and had the munchies.

So which was it?

#2 - On 07/01/2011 at 5:25pm by DocBastard

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And after he ticketed you, he probably drove his squad car straight towards Albertacos.

#10 - On 07/01/2011 at 5:32pm by iAmScrubs

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