Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML

by tbalboa / 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • I've noticed that you don't ever deny being drunk. That must mean that:

    A) You really were drunk or
    B) You were high and had the munchies.

    So which was it?

    #2 - On 07/01/2011 at 5:25pm by DocBastard

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  • And after he ticketed you, he probably drove his squad car straight towards Albertacos.

    #10 - On 07/01/2011 at 5:32pm by iAmScrubs

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